Young fool... only now do you begin to understand! Your pathetic beverage container is no match for the power of this fully operational bottle opener!
The Death Star -- the Emperor's pride and joy, legendary terror of the spaceways, carrying firepower greater than half the Rebel star fleet -- makes its triumphant debut among your kitchen utensils! Four inches in diameter, cast in solid metal and featuring a magnet on the back to allow for a convenient geostationary orbit on your refrigerator door, this Death Star Bottle Opener has to be one of the coolest Star Wars collectibles yet!
Fear will keep the local beverage containers in line... fear of this bottle opener! Look for the Star Wars Death Star Bottle Opener when it goes on sale tomorrow at Curious Comics!